How could I have done without my daily capsule of Vigor-Joy stuffed up my arse, and all these ‘extreme small molecules’ entering my ‘ppostatits’? For best results to be taken in combination with Fukitol, like the happy guy in the picture obviously did.
Vigor-Joy and Fukitol, two top products from the famous ‘Shanghai No.2 Ever Happy Golden Five Stars Fornicating Lizard Medicinal Herbs Co., Ltd.’

Oh man… I thought my chinglish post here http://theraventalks.wordpress.com/2007/09/02/how-would-you-like-your-crap-sir-steamed-of-course/ took the cake.
This is hilarious man..